do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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