so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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