He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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