Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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