If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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