i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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