new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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