You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
we should paint friendship bongs
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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