I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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