Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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