If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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