idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My friends say stay away from him but itβs still 2017 so Iβm allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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