it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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