come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
