these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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