is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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