4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
