we're blogging at a bar
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
