I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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