you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
4 words: hood of his car
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
