He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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