how do flat chested girls get laid?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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