Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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