just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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