I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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