How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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