Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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