people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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