it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
