Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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