Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
