i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I love having hate sex.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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