I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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