carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
