I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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