so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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