But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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