Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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