Me too!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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