Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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