White coat. Heels.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
