How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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