i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
