i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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