Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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