Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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