i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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