do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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