i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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