Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
