Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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