Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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