We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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