I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
