yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont even know how to be here
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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