Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
