is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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