going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just pee around me
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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