She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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